This is mah new blog. I guess the first thing I should do is apologize for it, for within this little corner of the internet, you'll find bad poetry that I wrote, bad prose that I wrote, bad reflections on my life that I wrote, and people in the comments lauding my writing for some strange reason.
Second order of business shall be an explanation of the title. One, it's the name of a song that I really like. Two, I really just like the sound of it. Three, by naming my blog "An Assassin", I hope to attract government probes looking for suspicious activity on the internet and thus increase the traffic my blog receives. You see, Big Bro is attracted to buzz words, so I'ma just take a minute to really get them interested in me. Let's see... bomb, Al-Qaeda, Los Zetas, truth, Area 51, cp, kidnap, president, pirate. There. Hey FBI dude! I dedicate this post to you especially <3<3>^-^)> <3<3
Third order of business: A promise to post something substantial tomorrow. This is for you, FBI
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